Archive for October, 2013

Dolemite

Oct 31 2013 Published by under Uncategorized

From the first to the last, I give ?em the blast so fast that their life has passed before they even hit the grass! See me uptown, downtown, crowned and renowned! Delayed, relayed, mislaid and parlayed! Hatched, matched, snatched and scratched! Whacked, jacked, smacked, cracked, boot-blacked, blackjack, racetrack, and flapjack, and still comin? back! I used an earthquake to mix my milkshake! I eat an avalanche when I want ice cream! I punched a hurricane and made it a breeze! I swallowed an iceberg and didn?t freeze! I chained down thunder and handcuffed lightning! I?m so damn strong, it?s sometimes frightening! I grabbed a star traveling a million miles a minute and slowed it down to the state speed limit! I may not be sleek, but women shriek when they see my physique! I got a dong as big as King Kong!?

 

I’m probably going to make alternate costumes for Petey Wheatstraw and Disco Godfather.

Dolemite Heroclix

Breathin’ down yo’ neck!

Dolemite

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Hobgoblin

Oct 11 2013 Published by under Uncategorized

So I’m a big fan of Spider-man comics, and the recent issues by Dan Slott has some of my all time favorite stories. One of the big villains in his run is the Phil Ulrich version of Hobgoblin. I was pretty excited when he was going to be introduced into Heroclix, but his sculpt was a serious copout. Here it is.

Bad sculpt

Not only is the pose stupid, but he’s in a different character’s costume. They just took the sculpt of the original Hobgoblin (who was also made in this set and is a different character entirely) and game him cheap looking wings and a sword. Not only that, but he’s squatting because they removed a glider that the other sculpt had and didn’t bother to repose him. It’s horrible. So I had to make a correct sculpt.

Hobgoblin Heroclix

Ulrich Heroclix

I don’t understand why a sword made of fire would be more dangerous than a sword with a blade, but whatever.

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Power Rob

Oct 11 2013 Published by under Uncategorized

This is my roommate’s inept superhero. His name is Power Rob and he has the special ability to throw “Rob Rods.” His rods are fluorescent and he can generate one every 5 minutes. Then he can throw it. That’s it. He throws about 85 mph and has about 70% accuracy. His catch phase is “Damn… I missed” or “just as I planned” in the event that he hits something.

He’s on the Justice League, but nobody really likes him or understands why he’s there. He was also a drug addict in the 80’s, but now he’s clean.

Power Rob

Butt Pads

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